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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mines Excavated:	4014
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Votes:	893

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	214
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Crops Grown:	1548	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	201
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	5078
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Animals Bred:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Void Gems Collected:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Magic Items Found:	2757	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	909	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	840	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net