Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	587361
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	7315
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4677	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Farms Harvested:	848	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9291	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Votes:	4530	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	659	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	94	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Votes:	7776
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3447
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com