Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Villages Defended:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Enchantments Applied:	145
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7005
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Farms Harvested:	171
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Buildings Constructed:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Animals Bred:	118	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1752
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magic Items Found:	2565	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Votes:	1947
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

minekeo.com

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Buildings Constructed:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

play.kiwismp.fun

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Farms Harvested:	146
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

mc.ecuacraft.com

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

mc.traplegacypvp.com