Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

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Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	4204
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Animals Bred:	172
Villages Defended:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	222
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1165

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Votes:	3844	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1933	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Enchantments Applied:	89
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6877
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Star Shards Collected:	191	Blood Moons Survived:	1

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9660	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Divine Spears Created:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	164975
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	161
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Star Shards Collected:	59	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com