Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Items Found:	7118	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Votes:	2399

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2845	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Enchantments Applied:	161
Emeralds Found:	6626	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Animals Bred:	155

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crops Grown:	6241
Falling into the Void:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Animals Bred:	111	Divine Spears Created:	15

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8638	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchantments Applied:	123	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Crops Grown:	7636
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	181	Potions Brewed:	89
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4170	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Farms Harvested:	106	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Emeralds Found:	4724	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	7072
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

play.stormylagoon.com