Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	164

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crops Grown:	8445
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

play.islandclash.com

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Falling into the Void:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Towns Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1619	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Farms Harvested:	306
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3281	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9430
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3337
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	New Chunks Explored:	33602
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Potions Brewed:	175
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Items Found:	3861	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Animals Bred:	60	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz