Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	967351	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Farms Harvested:	994	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Animals Bred:	144	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Votes:	6586	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3984

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mines Excavated:	2292	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Votes:	6720	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	941
Villages Defended:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Emeralds Found:	9557	Void Armor Forged:	26

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	628739

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1062	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	New Chunks Explored:	77702
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

chaoshub.net