Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

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So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	110
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

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MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Farms Harvested:	413
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

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Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

superabf.net

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

play.togethercraft.online

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ores Mined:	7302
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7766	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

TumbleweedMC.com

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	3152
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

legendsserver.net

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Farms Harvested:	309
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

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SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

play.sagesmp.me

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	86

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

play.elysiancraft.xyz:50585

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2247
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

pinecraftequestrian.com

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3150	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

mc.ekstammen.nu

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5457
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

play.joltsurvival.com

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Items Found:	3954	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

play.avaloncity.pro

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

jogar.redecrown.com

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Farms Harvested:	584
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

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