Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Animals Bred:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3757

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7550
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crops Grown:	1494	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchantments Applied:	99
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Items Found:	4787
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.