Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4386	Magic Items Found:	2596
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9442
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5116
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ores Mined:	5807
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Void Gems Collected:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.