Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mines Excavated:	1567
Void Armor Forged:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchantments Applied:	246
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Farms Harvested:	757

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crops Grown:	3638
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4067	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Towns Built:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	7953

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7332	Divine Spears Created:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3844
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.