Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crops Grown:	2258
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Farms Harvested:	214
Villages Defended:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5217	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Farms Harvested:	901	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	160	Players Killed by Monsters:	2094

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	7848	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Emeralds Found:	7732
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Crops Grown:	7765

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Potions Brewed:	115	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ores Mined:	618
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	294
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Dragon Eggs Found:	8554
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Buildings Constructed:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.