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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 8794 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flaming arrows while riding a pig through a maze of lava pits. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to explode!
And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of Chuck Norris himself. Rumor has it that whoever wields it gains the power to banish griefers to the Nether for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be sure to watch out for that one player who insists on building giant statues of Steve’s head everywhere. Seriously, what the fuck is that hack’s problem?