so, like, u know how u try to break ur habit of eating too many cookies but then u just end up eating more? well, this server is here to help u break those bad habits and form new ones that actually stick, like not eating all the cookies in one sitting. we got crazy cool challenges and mini-games that will make u forget all about ur old habits. plus, we have a secret potion that will make u instantly stop craving those cookies. join us and say goodbye to ur old habits, and hello to a new, better u.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 385 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Meteorites Collected: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Farms Harvested: 650
    Star Shards Collected: 264 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 35 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Potions Brewed: 59
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 209
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Animals Bred: 43
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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