Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Animals Bred:	89	Runes Activated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magic Items Found:	6339
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9627
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Star Shards Collected:	62	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.