Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ores Mined:	5589
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	79	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ores Mined:	1216	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	277	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Animals Bred:	195	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Farms Harvested:	736
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	311706
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!