Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ores Mined:	8493
Void Armor Forged:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	217	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	197
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dimension Hops:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	2530

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Farms Harvested:	596	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4920	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	5982
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	New Chunks Explored:	353308
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.