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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7235 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
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So come on, join our server and show off your newfound pixelated curves. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be controlling is how many virtual snacks you can eat!