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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5995 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3467 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7418 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Our server is perfect for those who love snacks and sweets, as we encourage indulging in all the virtual treats you desire. Who needs gym memberships when you can level up by munching on virtual cookies and cakes?
Join now and embrace your inner “thicc” and “curvy” Minecraft character, just like the wife in this outrageous story. Who needs ill-fitting jeans when you can rock leggings like a boss?
So come on, join our server and show off your newfound pixelated curves. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be controlling is how many virtual snacks you can eat!