Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining 90 pounds in 7.5 years is celebrated as an epic achievement! Join us and watch as your character transforms from a skinny pixelated warrior to a glorious chunky legend in no time.

Our server is perfect for those who love snacks and sweets, as we encourage indulging in all the virtual treats you desire. Who needs gym memberships when you can level up by munching on virtual cookies and cakes?

Join now and embrace your inner “thicc” and “curvy” Minecraft character, just like the wife in this outrageous story. Who needs ill-fitting jeans when you can rock leggings like a boss?

So come on, join our server and show off your newfound pixelated curves. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be controlling is how many virtual snacks you can eat!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 37

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Ores Mined: 7598 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Potions Brewed: 82 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Chimeras Created: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1662 Gods Slained: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Farms Harvested: 894
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 40 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 72 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Mines Excavated: 3169
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Magic Items Found: 4168 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Farms Harvested: 374
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9157

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 113 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5472 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Buildings Constructed: 17
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 7198
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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