Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

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Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

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so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Asteroid Ant Farm Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where dinosaurs got wrecked by a frickin asteroid and now ants are out here farming fungus like tiny little farmers? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what u gonna find on our server! join now and witness the epic battle between ants and fungus, it’s like a mini apocalypse every day! plus, who wouldn’t wanna see dinosaurs getting owned by space rocks? come on, join us and be a part of this wild and wacky world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Animals Bred:	131

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

❤️TECHNOMAGIC RPG🔥MULTI-WORLDS🔥WIP 15.09 Minecraft server

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✨TechnoMagicRPG is a world where fantasy comes to life with the power of technology. Here, every choice leads to a new discovery, every decision can change the world. Industrial mods promise continuous development, while magical mods open doors to the unknown world of magic. Only on our server you can discover a new and exciting format for development in Minecraft. What are you waiting for? Join us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6777

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

💎 The Perfectum SMP: Where even creepers are welcome! 💥🤣

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Requirements	Application only, 15+
Features	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, BlueMap

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is semi-vanilla.
What are the requirements to join?	It is application only and players must be 15 or older.
What features does the server offer?	Dedicated moderators, unique datapacks, regular events, Discord integration, and BlueMap integration.
How can I join the server?	Follow the links to the Discord server and website provided above to start your adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blasted Ammo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ammo count is just a suggestion and the cutscenes are pure chaos! Join us for a wild ride as your character shoots their gun in a cutscene, but don’t worry, your ammo count magically stays the same when the game resumes. It’s like having unlimited bullets without the guilt of cheating! So come on over and experience the thrill of never running out of ammo, only on our insane Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have unlimited firepower?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCubers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where teamwork is key! Unlike some employees in a certain small business, we actually help each other out and work together to achieve greatness. Join us and never worry about selfish players demanding others do their tasks for them.

On our server, everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the success of the team. We don’t tolerate lazy players who refuse to help others in need. Plus, we have doctors on call to make sure everyone is healthy and able to do their tasks.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of that one uncooperative employee. Let’s work together, have fun, and build amazing things in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Divine Spears Created:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BeepBoiCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the MAMILs and their refusal to pull over for anyone! Join us and experience the thrill of driving without any pesky cyclists in your way.

Imagine a world where you can actually make it to your destination without being stuck behind a slow-moving cyclist. On our server, you can finally get to your virtual mum’s house without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be some virtual cyclists who refuse to pull over even in the Minecraft world. Don’t worry though, you can always give them a gentle beep on your virtual horn to let them know you mean business.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and show those stubborn cyclists who’s boss. And remember, in our world, emergencies are always a valid excuse to honk your horn and drive like a maniac. See you there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SadSMPTravelz

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Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InsecuritiesCraft

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Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Potions Brewed:	118	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

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So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

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join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2552
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.