Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Farms Harvested: 686
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Buildings Constructed: 14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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