GutCraftAgeBoosters | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2820	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6414	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

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Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Star Shards Collected:	113
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Anime Girls Craft: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Imagine building your dream world surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of crafting. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anime girls and Minecraft collide in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	New Chunks Explored:	533955
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Towns Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Creepers in Russia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the bustling city of Moscow like never before! Join us for a wild ride through the Red Square, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Don’t forget to visit the Kremlin, where you can build your own secret underground base and plot world domination.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MushroomMayhemCraft – Where farmers and fungi unite in hilarious adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic mushroom project you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking giant mushrooms the size of skyscrapers, mushroom houses with disco floors, and even mushroom roller coasters!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mushroom King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the mushroom forest. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of mushroom soup.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the mushroom madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Btches and Btchcraft: The Mystery of ‘What did she mean by this?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. Instead of breathing fire, this dragon shoots out rainbow sparkles and blasts funky music to keep the party going all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers trade diamonds for cookies and cows can fly. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty McCraftFace: The Server Where Everything is Made of Blocks (Except the Admins)

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, Gel oqlo! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a llama build a castle until you’ve seen it on Gel oqlo.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers – it’s a blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Baconator sword, rumored to be forged in the fires of the Nether by a bacon-loving wizard. Whoever wields this sword gains the power to turn their enemies into bacon with a single swing.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Look no further than Gel oqlo! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens, but nothing beats the majesty of a flying pig soaring through the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gel oqlo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Blocky Adventures of No. 73494602

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where creepers wear top hats and monocles, and where the trees are made of rainbow-colored blocks.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will escort you to your very own castle made entirely of cheese. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground lair where a group of evil llamas plot to take over the server with their deadly spit attacks.

But fear not, because on our server you can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and shoot laser beams from your eyes to defeat any llama that crosses your path. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ores Mined:	7512

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	4421
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16