| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5107 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 152 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2231 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2726 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8293 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9447 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 4267 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 240 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3041 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Potions Brewed: | 148 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8399 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Votes: | 9447 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4563 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5403 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7132 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5279 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 361 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2939 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3193 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2454 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4516 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 50536 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 5283 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2022 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8945 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8880 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 146 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1725 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 187 | Enchantments Applied: | 150 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 971 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2305 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
