| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2747 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3375 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6235 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1371 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5224 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1940 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Potions Brewed: | 167 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1732 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8124 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Votes: | 1966 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 111 | Magic Items Found: | 6439 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 6515 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Votes: | 1775 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4307 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 4781 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5402 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 95 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3053 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1829 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2913 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6130 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3588 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 3169 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7145 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5059 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
