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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9014 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 628 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3410 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players, like when Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and she retaliated by flooding his base with lava.
But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.
