Grifter Sperg Minecraft SMP – The Only Reason I Didn’t Want

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players, like when Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and she retaliated by flooding his base with lava.

But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4160

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6329
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Available on JAVA & Bedrock! PC, Mobile, Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo & more!We have been online for 13+ years and counting! Join the oldest and best Economy Minecraft Server with more than 40,000+ officially registered members worldwide!Website: https://ecocitycraft.com Wiki: https://ecocitycraft.com/wiki Shop: https://ecocitycraft.com/shop Discord: https://ecocitycraft.com/discord New survival economy releases for 1.20.4 in 2024!Join our community of 13+ years and counting. Meet the friendly staff, the dedicated players, and make new friends for life. We aren’t just your regular Minecraft server, we are a long standing dedicated gaming community that will welcome you with open arms. Come on down, make some EcoDollars, and join the fun! Do you have what it takes to become the richest?Servers come and go, some close, some vanish, but not here! Have peace of mind knowing we’ve been going strong for 13+ years and have no plans to ever stop. Your gaming experience and progress is 100% secure with EcoCityCraft!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	191	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Hopela: The Golden Fleece is the first phase of our unique adventure. This survival server offers an immersive experience with:Over 800 exciting quests Reach 70 levels of epic adventures Discover various professions and show off your skills Explore an XXL public dungeon – a challenge for the bravest Find hidden treasures and surprises at every turn :first_place: Special Challenge: The first player to reach level 70 will win an Official Minecraft Creeper Plush worth €31.99! So, invite your friends and all your contacts for this legendary quest!:date: The adventure begins on December 1, 2023 – Prepare your m&m’s and your Coke, the adventure awaits you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6273	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	644	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.