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EnigmaCraft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, Bloom & Rage, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, EnigmaCraft, episodic, friendship, hella gay, hidden demons, irrepressible fear, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Max Caulfield, narrative game, Pacific Northwest, queer, Rachel Amber, release date, remastered, rewind time, Steam, Steph, supernatural power, true colors, violent anger, Wife, world-altering sadness

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a time-traveling lesbian love story? It’s like Life is Strange, but with creepers and blocky landscapes. Join us and rewind time to build the most epic creations with your new bff Chloe.

But wait, there’s more! Before the Storm is like a prequel where you can be a troubled, isolated queer teen and make friends with demons. And in True Colors, you get to play as Alex Chen, a woman with a bountiful ass and supernatural powers. Plus, you might end up marrying Steph.

Lost Records is coming soon, so get in on the action before everyone else. It’s gonna be more mind-bending than trying to figure out the Life is Strange timeline. Join now and let’s build a world full of hella gay adventures and hidden demons.

Steam links included for extra convenience, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get blocky, baby!

ConfrontCraftLOL

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, confrontation tips, ConfrontCraftLOL, confronting anger, confronting behavior, confronting betrayal, confronting cheating, confronting disrespect, confronting infidelity, confronting issues, confronting lies, confronting manipulation, confronting neglect, confronting problems, emotions, Honesty, relationship, Trust

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6993	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	261
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of your partner always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our server and show them who’s boss by building a fortress so impenetrable, not even a creeper could blow it up! Plus, we have a special “Lava Pit of Doom” where you can settle your differences in the most epic way possible. Trust us, after a few rounds of PvP in our server, your partner will think twice before messing with your precious loot again!

LukoilLulzCraft

business news, crisis management., cyberattack, cybersecurity, data breach, DiSRuPtiON, eastern europe, Energy Sector, financial impact, Geopolitics, global economy, holiday chaos, intel, international relations, Lukoil, LukoilLulzCraft, OIL INDUSTRY, Payment Failures, russia, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9051
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the craziest place ever! We got pigs that can fly and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

Once, this dude built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor fashion show we have every Friday night. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move? Yeah, it’s wild. You gotta see it to believe it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right?

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2eth.vanilla-box.ru

SimplyMinecraft

admin interference, Anarchy, Anticheat, Discord, Dupe, Environment, FAQ, Hack, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, New server, OPTIMIZED SERVER, OWNER, player reports, Plugins, Server, SimplyMinecraft, Survival, Vanilla Gameplay

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	7936

SimplyMinecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SimplyMinecraft
IP Address	simplymc.org
Discord	discord.simplymc.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I dupe?	Yes, if you find a working dupe, however we will attempt to patch it.
Can I hack?	Yes, however we do have an anticheat that tries to make it as close to vanilla gameplay as possible.

Ethereal Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, animated form, chuds, Ethereal, female titties, gain, Hate Speech, incel, incel forums, Incels, internet culture, Misogyny, Moids, online harassment, Quests, right wing, shock, spamming gore, toxic masculinity, trolling, Upset, Vile

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of dealing with vile moids and incels spamming gore everywhere? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the madness! We don’t tolerate any incel behavior here, just good old-fashioned block building and fun. Plus, we have plenty of female titties for you to touch virtually, so you can finally feel like a real man. Don’t waste your time on those right-wing incel forums, come join us and let’s build a better world together!

Pixel Poultry Palace

AGP sluts, beauty, Celebs, Community, COSPLAY, discussion, E-Girls, fap friends, fashion, forum, Gaming, general, influencers, internet girls, nursing, ONLINE, Palace, PIXEL, post, Poultry, simping, social media, Streamers

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and even celebs up in here! If she’s an internet girl, you better come in and simp for her, bro! We also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts, so come on in and join the madness! Nursing edition? More like party edition, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoBandSMPHate

abhorrent, ANNOYING, Band, can’t stand, despise, detest, dislike, grating, intolerable, IRRITATING, loathe, loathsome, Music, nauseating, NoBandSMPHate, not a fan, offensive, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, Unbearable

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	4149
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

2025, catwalk, chic, classic, clothing, COMEBACK, Designer, Fashion (Industry), fashion trend, glamour, haute couture, iconic, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, RetroThreads, Revival, runway, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	103
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

Adventure, arrested, Canadian, Communication, Edition, emergency, Endurance, Garmin inReach, GarminGate, GPS device, India, International, legal trouble, MapleCraft, Marathon, navigation, Outdoor, Running, Safety, Satellite device, Server, Technology, travel, Ultrarunner

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2976
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Items Found:	4908	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	158326	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Alien Abductions:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Votes:	2664
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Divine Spears Created:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	242	Mines Excavated:	2473
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters with ex, awkward experiences, awkward family gatherings, awkward first dates, awkward interactions, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward public moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, awkward work situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, MOMENTS, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	313
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ores Mined:	7844	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!