LOL come join our server where we throw migrants overboard for fun! Just kidding, but seriously, our Greek coastguard-themed server is lit AF. Witness crazy boat battles, build your own refugee camp, and even participate in a game where you have to swim for your life from the coastguard. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Divine Spears Created: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Crops Grown: 9901
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9568

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 125 Chimeras Created: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 203007 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 243 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6750 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 168 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Crops Grown: 7348 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mines Excavated: 1169
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Divine Spears Created: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Potions Brewed: 37
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

    CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

    Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Ores Mined: 8391 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

    GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

    Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

    So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

    Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Zombie Dances: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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