Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

at chapter 5 and it’s fucking boring, bad, decide to do the DLC instead, far from, FE: Path of Radiance, finally get to play it, Fun, get excited to play it, Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP, heard about, meme, Playing, praise, Radiant Dawn., still bored, strength, three houses, waifu power, years hearing about how great this game

Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

UgandanRejectsCraft

Africa, African, asylum laws, asylum policy, asylum process, asylum seekers, asylum seekers rights, deportation, Europe, Government, immigration, international relations, Migration, Netherlands, policy, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Refugees, REJECTED, uganda, UgandanRejectsCraft

lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Dragon Eggs Found:	7058	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8837

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

animated films, branding, Business, Characters, Company, Craft, Disney, Entertainment, Failure, iconic, idiom, idiosyncratic, Land, Legacy, media conglomerate, merchandise, Mickey, mickey mouse, Mouse, Operation, spropos, success, theme parks, Walt Disney

Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Air Quality Craft

Air, air monitoring, air pollution, air quality, Atmospheric science, climate change, climate policies, Craft, data analysis, data trends, emissions control, environmental impact, environmental improvements, environmental regulations, new york city, Nº2, PM2.5, pollution reduction, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, public health, Quality, urban air quality

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Anarchy Unfiltered

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Adventure PVP Skyblock Vanilla Economy Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Prison Faction Pixelmon Modded Flatworld Whitelisted Quests Bedwars Parkour, Vanilla

Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	156	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

forteuropa

Community, FortEuropa, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, protected, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

advertising, alive, bedrock, Chat, Cracked, Daily, diamonds, Discord, first server, Hearts, Join, Login, messages, Minecraft, NexusDark, norm, Players, PROFESSIONAL, Server, Server Uptime, Small Community, smp, stealing, Supported

Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

action, audience preferences, controversial, crime, culture, Dark, Drama, Entertainment, graphic, Gritty, Media, Minecraft, programming, shows, smp, societal impact, societal issues, society, television, television industry, Thriller, tv shows, violence

Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

awkward, AwkwardlyAcceptable, BIZARRE, conformity, Etiquette, Manners, Minecraft, odd, out of place, peer pressure, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social constructs, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4013	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyNoobsBegone

ANNOYED, annoying questions, constantly repeating, CraftyNoobsBegone, drained, exasperated, exhausted, explaining over and over, explaining the obvious, explaining the same thing, fed up, Frustration, over it, patience wearing thin, repeating myself, same old questions, tired of explaining, Tiresome, Weary, worn out

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military alliances, military strategy, nato, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political decision making, SECURITY, Server, soviet union, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Emeralds Found:	4061
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, death, Defense, extremist, gaza, Hamas, idf, intelligence, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, News, palestine, Politics, RIP, SECURITY, SinwarCraft, Terrorism, Yahya, Yahya Sinwar

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crops Grown:	4140	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5803	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Brainy Sleepy Check

alertness assessment, Australian, brain activity, brain-based measure, Brainy, CHECK, chronic sleepiness, cognitive function, Diagnosis, exam alertness, fatigue management, machinery operation, neuroscience, Public Safety, researchers, safe driving, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep health, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleepy, two minutes

So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	827
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2739	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Xique Xique Network

Bedwars, clan system, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, exchanges, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, sandbox game, Server, Survival, survival mode, virtual world, Warps, Xique Network

Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.