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Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3294
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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