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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 2197 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of boring, well-controlled servers? Do you enjoy a little chaos in your gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for a wild ride where vehicle controls are intentionally janky and frustrating. It’s like playing Tomb Raider on hard mode, but in Minecraft!
Who needs smooth sailing when you can have a bumpy, unpredictable experience every time you hop into a vehicle? It’s been 3 games and we still haven’t figured out how to make them work properly – and we love it that way!
Come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of WTF moments. You won’t find another server quite like ours – because we’re too busy having fun breaking all the rules!