LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality TV show! We got so much CO2 dat da plants be like “yo, what’s up with all dis nitrogen pollution?!” But den dey be like “oh snap, dis actually makin’ us more diverse and stuff!” It’s like a soap opera but with grasslands in Minnesota! Come join da fun and see what all da fuss is about, it’s gonna be a wild ride! #PlantBiodiversityDrama #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ExWifeExposedMC

    ExWifeExposedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with custody battles, child support drama, and even a sprinkle of military action.

    Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.

    So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2394 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Star Shards Collected: 127
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dimension Hops: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 5851 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 178
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Crops Grown: 4637 Mines Excavated: 2781
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 98
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8017 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Chimeras Created: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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