LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality TV show! We got so much CO2 dat da plants be like “yo, what’s up with all dis nitrogen pollution?!” But den dey be like “oh snap, dis actually makin’ us more diverse and stuff!” It’s like a soap opera but with grasslands in Minnesota! Come join da fun and see what all da fuss is about, it’s gonna be a wild ride! #PlantBiodiversityDrama #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
Alien Abductions: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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