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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2344 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
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