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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2080 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Animals Bred: | 177 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4716 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
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