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Just like OP’s father, our server has its fair share of drinking problems – except it’s all about drinking potions to gain superpowers and conquer the land!

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Forget about legal action, on our server, the only law is the law of the block. Build, mine, and craft your way to the top while avoiding any pesky grandmothers trying to contact you.

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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Mines Excavated: 3072
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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