Granny Smith’s Ultra-Hardcore: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! 🍏

BATS, Competition, Crafters, cream, Datapack, Discord, granny, Herobrine, Ice, Minecraft, miner, multiplayer, Prizes, PvE, Revive, rules, Score, Semivanilla, Server, Skeletons, Smiths, spawn ship, Survival, team competition, ultra hardcore, ultrahardcore, Vanilla, zombie

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	77	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 249 weeks in a row. If you die, you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition.
Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro
Direct IP	108.181.149.16:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn the most points doing it.
Scoring System	+1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn. Example: killing a skeleton earns 3 points, killing the dragon earns 12,000 points.

FAQ

1. What is the server address?

The server address is gapple.mchost.pro

2. How can I connect directly to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 108.181.149.16:26998

3. What is the goal of the server?

The goal is to stay alive and earn points by surviving.

4. How is scoring calculated on the server?

You earn +1 point per minute you stay alive and +1 point per experience point you earn. Different actions in the game also earn points.

5. Are there any special competitions on Sundays?

Yes, there is a special Team Competition every Sunday at 12CT, and players can compete for prizes such as revives or in-game advancements.

CatClash Minecraft Server

cat behavior, cat preferences, CatClash, family cat, family dynamics, Minecraft, pet affection, pet attachment, pet bonding, pet care, pet companionship., pet favoritism, pet habits, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet relationships, pet routines, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	New Chunks Explored:	493150
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of claiming ownership over virtual pets! Just like in this wild story of sibling rivalry over a family cat, we encourage you to stake your claim over all the virtual animals you can find in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with your siblings (or other players) for control over the cutest pixelated creatures. Will you be the one to win the affection of the virtual cat, or will your rival steal it away from you in the dead of night? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on in and show us your pet-claiming skills – just make sure to feed and water your virtual animals, or else they might start following someone else around the server!

PrincessPupCraft

family decisions, family dynamics, family pet, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, male dog, naming pets, pet accessories, pet adoption, pet adoption stories, pet bonding, pet care, pet names, pet ownership, pet store, pet supplies, pink collar, princess, PrincessPupCraft, rescued animals, rescued dog

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Votes:	681

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as naming a male dog Princess and dressing him in pink? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience.

Our server is so crazy, even Princess the dog would feel right at home. We have epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as colorful as that pink collar Princess rocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace the unexpected and have a blast like never before, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough, just like we found Princess at the shelter. Let’s make some memories that are as unforgettable as a dog named Princess!

LoveCraftedExits

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there watching? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave your partner behind for good reasons like they built a house made entirely out of dirt or they kept stealing your diamonds when you weren’t looking.

On our server, you can build a new life for yourself without any pesky partners holding you back. Plus, we have a special “Breakup Bonanza” event where you can throw all your ex’s belongings into a pit of lava for some cathartic release.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your old partner and hello to a new life of solo diamond mining and epic builds!

ZelenskyCraft – Peace Talks Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Peace, peace talks, political news, russia, Saudi meeting, summit, talks, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	181	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Love Letters Sent:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky will be building peace talks in ukraine while battling it out in a pvp arena with russia and saudi arabia! witness the most epic showdowns as they fight for dominance in the land of blocks and pixels. join now for a chance to be the ultimate peacemaker and show off your building skills to the world! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of history in the making!

VEXSTRIA

Adventurers Guild, Arenas, Bosses, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Discord, Earth Map, elite mobs, gameplay, INFORMATION, Ip:, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, Resource World, Server, Shop, smp, Storyline, VEXSTRIA, Warps

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Votes:	9437	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Earth map
Warps to a resource world
Adventurers guild for fighting elite mobs and bosses
PvP arena
Custom plugins
Custom mobs
Custom items

For more information and to get the server IP, join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/GZTRzKarDp

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and find the IP address in the information section.
Is there a storyline for quests?	Yes, there is a storyline for quests in the adventurers guild.
Are there custom items available?	Yes, there are custom items on the server.
Can I PvP on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena available for players.

Flame Feathers: Wild Wings 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alluring Women, attractive females, Big breasts, big tits, Boobs, busty babes, busty beauties, busty girls, busty ladies, busty women, curvy girls, feathers, Flame, gorgeous girls, hot chicks, hot models, Seductive Ladies, Sensual Women, sexy women, Share, Sultry Babes, Voluptuous Figures, Wild, Wings

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a place where you can build your dream world, but with a twist – you gotta survive against crazy mobs and creepy crawlies!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring dungeons, fighting dragons, and collecting rare loot like a boss. Plus, our community is lit AF – you’ll never be bored with all the shenanigans and tomfoolery going on.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like build battles, treasure hunts, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. And did I mention our custom plugins that will blow your mind?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is losing their minds over this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case, bawk bawk away!

GymChatGriefer

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, creepy encounters, gym, gym atmosphere, gym awkwardness, gym behavior, gym communication, gym discomfort, gym encounters, gym etiquette, gym interactions, GymChatGriefer, headphones, middle aged man, one-word answers, people skills, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Are you tired of creepy gym encounters? Join our Minecraft server where you can workout without any middle-aged men giving you unsolicited advice! Our virtual gym is a safe space where you can stretch, lift weights, and run on the treadmill without any interruptions.

We promise you won’t run into any strange men telling you to work on your people skills. In fact, our server is filled with friendly players who just want to build, explore, and have a good time. Plus, you can wear all the headphones you want without anyone judging you!

So come join us and say goodbye to gym creepers for good. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great alternative to the gym?

RichKidMinecraftSMP

advantages, Awareness, disadvantages, ENTITLEMENT, experiences, financial status, Gratitude, humbling, Lifestyle, personal growth, perspective, Privilege, realization, Reflection, RichKidMinecraftSMP, SELF AWARENESS, social class, societal impact, societal norms, upbringing, wealth

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Farms Harvested:	755
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow crafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, have I got the server for you!

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the grass is made of emeralds, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers explode in a shower of confetti. That’s right, this server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! Joining this server will give you the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. Plus, every player gets their own personal butler to cater to their every Minecraft need.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most outrageous, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are so last season – here, we mine for rainbows!

SNLcraft: What’s UR Fave Skit?

classic skits, comedy, Comedy Show, comedy sketches, Entertainment, fave, favorite skit, favorite SNL skit, funny skits, humor, iconic skits, late night, Live Television, memorable skits, pop culture, Popular skits, saturday night live, sketch comedy, skit, snl, SNLcraft, television, whats

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your sides split on our server! We’ve got more laughs than a stand-up comedy show hosted by a pack of hyenas.

Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to mine for diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will have you rolling on the floor with their antics. Need a break from building? Take a break and watch our live SNL skit performances in-game.

So why join our server? Because life’s too short to be serious all the time. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockWarriors: BootsOnGround

BlockWarriors, boots on the ground, BootsOnGround, British troops, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, global security, Humanitarian Aid, International intervention, international relations, Keir Starmer, military deployment, military support, peace deal, peacekeeping mission, political leadership, Ukraine, United Kingdom

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

LOL GUYZ, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS RAININ FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODIN!

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES FOR CHEAP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A FRIENDLY PUPPY WHO JUST WANTS TO PLAY FETCH WITH YOU!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST IN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🎮🐲

Utka#1 server minecraft

admin area, donat, forever.., free, Friends, Minecraft, Players, Playing, Server, Utka#1, Vulture

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	9176	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	673	Farms Harvested:	147

-faced vulture server for playing with friends without donat and the first 3 players will receive a free admin area forever

Ermalo228.aternos.me

GeoPol Server

alliances, apply, Approval, Automation, Behavior, Character, Conduct, criminal activity, Diplomacy, Doxxing, Factions, Geopol, Griefing, killing, Nations, Realism, rules, Server, stealing, strategy, Threats, Toxicity, Trade routes

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

GeoPol Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to GeoPol – A Geopolitical Minecraft Experience!
Features	Join a growing, tight-knit community where you can help shape a world of nations, diplomacy, and strategy.
Temporary Map	Explore our temporary world while we prepare the main map. It’s your chance to get a feel for the server and provide feedback!
Why Join?	Influence the server’s rules and mechanics. Get an early start and learn the system. Experience a more relaxed world before the main launch.
Core Rules	Conduct: Be respectful. Toxic behavior won’t be tolerated. No doxxing, threats, or criminal activity. Build nations, not factions. In-Game: No griefing, stealing, or random killing. Food farms only; other automation needs approval. RP: Stay in character in RP channels. Alliances must be logical. Trade routes need to be realistic. Claim your builds to protect them.
Join GeoPol	Get in early, shape the server, and create your legacy. Ready to apply for a nation? Join now!
Version	1.21.1

FAQs

Q: How can I apply for a nation on GeoPol?

A: To apply for a nation, you can visit our website and fill out the application form under the “Join GeoPol” section.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

A: GeoPol is open to players of all ages. However, we expect all players to follow the server rules and maintain a respectful environment for everyone.

Q: Can I suggest changes to the server’s rules and mechanics?

A: Yes, we encourage players to provide feedback and suggestions to help improve the server. You can share your ideas on our Discord server or through the in-game chat.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed under certain conditions, such as in designated PvP zones or during wars between nations. Random killing and griefing, however, are not permitted.

EpicCraft – Adventure Awaits 1.20

Adora Fortune, Adventure, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Awaits, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, epiccraft, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, TRiGGERPHiSH, Utahime Mochizuki, uwu market merch., Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5847	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

And guess what? We got a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and play with Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, Riko Solari, Miki Hitsugi, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, Miu Akumiya, Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, Azeria.EVE, Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, Lumi Yukime, and more!

Plus, we got some crazy merch and voice packs that will make you scream “heck yeah!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🤪🎉

FishyRoomie Minecraft Server

advice, apartment, awkward, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, Fish, FishyRoomie, friendship, hygiene, living situation, Mildew, Minecraft, onions, personal space, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, Server, smell

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Dragon Eggs Found:	9525	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately notice a strange smell lingering in the air. You start exploring and realize that the source of the smell is one of your fellow players! That’s right, we have a real-life stinker in our midst. Will you confront them about their odor or try to avoid them at all costs? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We also have secret group chats where you can air out all your dirty laundry and confront awkward situations head-on. Who knows what drama will unfold when you bring up that one player who never showers? Will they get embarrassed and lash out, or will they finally take a hint and clean up their act?

So come join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of stink. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SisNoWaitCraft

#workout, Apology, Athletic, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, efficiency, Exercise, family, FITNESS, Glutes, growth, Listening, misunderstanding, Pace, patience, resolution, self improvement, sibling, SisNoWaitCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Love Letters Sent:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ores Mined:	6331

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where working out your glutes is a top priority! Join us for Gluten Day and watch your pixelated posterior grow like never before. Our workouts are so effective, even creepers will be mirin’ your gains.

But beware, not everyone can keep up with the pace of our glute-building exercises. Just like in real life, some players may be college athlete level while others are still learning how to jump over a block. Don’t let that stop you from joining in on the fun!

And if you encounter any drama with your fellow players, just remember that sometimes the problem isn’t you – it’s just the way the blocks fall. So come on over to our server and let’s squat, lunge, and pixelate our way to booty gains together. Who knows, you might even make a new workout buddy who matches your pace perfectly. Just watch out for any sibling squabbles over who’s the real glute master!