Grandma’s Grand Build | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT

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Are you tired of boring, lifeless Minecraft servers that make you want to respawn in real life? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the LOLs back to your blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the spookiest jokes in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and…dancing skeletons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Trust us, you won’t want to respawn anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Towns Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for Chapter 5 Season 2: Myths and Mortals, where you can battle legendary creatures and become a Minecraft god!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit in Minecraft! Who knew you could mix and match games like this? Plus, track your stats and climb the leaderboards to show off your Minecraft skills.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our interactive map with crazy challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities. And don’t miss out on our Mission Alerts for StW – survive the horde and reap the rewards!

Exciting news awaits in our server, like Korra entering Fortnite and waterbending coming to Battle Royale. And get ready for Rocket Racing Neon Rush – light up the night in Minecraft like never before!

Join our Fortnite Festival Season 2 and unlock your talent with special appearances by Lady Gaga! And if that’s not enough, subscribe to our Fortnite Crew for exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty LOLz: Autism or Artistry?

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with introverts and insecure teenagers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a special feature where you can distinguish between introverts, people with social anxiety, and even autists just by looking at them in-game.

Join us and witness the epic battles between introverts building their fortresses in solitude, people with social anxiety avoiding player interactions at all costs, and autists creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Join now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, riding on the back of a flying pig, and battling a giant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Or maybe you’ll come across the secret portal that leads to a disco party with creepers as the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, just like the hearse, you’ll die to get into this server again and again. Like and share for good luck!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3429	Emeralds Found:	1383
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	129	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server, where everything is cooked to perfection in our “edicion parrillera”!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while sizzling up some steaks on our giant BBQ grill. Watch out for the lava pits though, they’re not just for show – they’re actually our secret sauce for the ultimate flavor explosion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Grill Master, who will challenge you to cook-offs where the loser has to eat a block of raw tofu. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the receiving end of that punishment!

So come on over to our “edicion parrillera” server and let’s grill and chill like never before. Just remember, if you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen – or in this case, the Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated and became a Minecraft legend), and Reimu. These Minecraft pros will show you the ropes and teach you how to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with their insane mods and plugins that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow portal? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a lightsaber? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft superstar like our beloved Nina. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	58
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixelated Puns: The LOLcraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs can’t resist busting a move.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance as the DJ every Saturday night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	31
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Crusaders: Defend Israel Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you ready to defend Israel with your life and like it? Well, you better be, because that’s exactly what you’ll be doing on this server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers starts attacking. But fear not, because you are armed with the power of defending Israel! With each swing of your sword, you are protecting the holy land from all evil forces.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a battle of epic proportions. Will you emerge victorious and prove your loyalty to Israel?

Join us on this insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you don’t like defending Israel, in which case, why are you even here?)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyTale – Digging into the Depths of Memes and Monsters!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of magic.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, Spamton from Deltarune pops out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. But watch out, because Sans might crash the party and challenge you to a pun-off!

If that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is so epic that even the legendary Legends of Localization team from Undertale has set up shop here. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you there, adventurer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Chad’s Minecraft Mansion: Where the Hate for Virgins is Unreal!

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin and getting hate from the Chads of the blocky world? Well, fear no more because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the Minecraft virgins out there! Join us and experience a world where the Chads are too busy flexing their blocky muscles to bother with us mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all Chad energy, so you can mine and build in peace without any fear of Chad attacks. So come on, join us and leave those Chad haters in the dust!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1349	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DisabledCraft: No limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged… but still kicking creepers’ butts!

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by players who think they’re hot stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, even CRIPPLEku (literally no limbs, blindfolded, ears plugged, sick, tired, starved, in his base form) can still kick butt and take names! That’s right, you’ll be facing off against the ultimate underdog in epic battles that will leave you questioning your entire existence. Join now for a chance to witness the most insane Minecraft showdowns you’ve ever seen – just don’t blame us if you end up crying in a corner after getting owned by CRIPPLEku!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Zombie Dances:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Booty Adventures: Share Your Steamiest Stories!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a hot girl appears and starts farting and shitting everywhere. Sounds bizarre, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible! You never know what kind of wacky encounters you’ll come across.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels and show off your skills in intense combat.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and of course, hot girls farting and shitting. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Animals Bred:	172
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixel Punch-Up Pals: Minecraft Server for International Brawls!

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Are you tired of getting into fights in your country and need a break? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our virtual world is a safe haven where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling again. So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mococo’s Tummy vs. Minecraft – The Ultimate Showdown!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make your tummy feel like it’s stuck in a never-ending loop of blandness? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: you log on and suddenly your screen is filled with dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Of course you have, who wouldn’t want to do that?! On our server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, stomach-churning, laugh-inducing adventures of your life? Say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and hello to the wacky world of Minewind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	48	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crops Grown:	5273	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2