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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9760 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Enchantments Applied: | 270 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5901 |
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!