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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9837 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!