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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1976 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 935441 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9117 | Animals Bred: | 134 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!