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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9226 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1745 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!