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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1682 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!