Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Divine Spears Created: 26 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DON’T DROP THE SOAP PRISON SERVER

    DON’T DROP THE SOAP PRISON SERVER

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    Don’t Drop the Soap server is a prison server in which you start at bottom doing various jobs to make money and purchase your way up the ranks. Once enough money is made, you may buy yourself out of prison, into freedom. More on these ranks and what jobs you can do to earn the ranks will be specified later on in this post.The server is online 24/7 ran on a dedicated server. We have 75 slots at the moment with little to no lag.

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    From the lowest Block 3 to the prestige Block 0, life in prison becomes easier as you move up. With less PvP areas, better job, and an overall nicer environment, the price for each block increases as you move up. Below is the list of ranks that you can purchase by using the in-game command /rankup but you must have the money in your account or you will be denied for a rank up. You earn money to rank up by doing various jobs within the server like fishing, mining and many more which will be discussed in depth below!

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    Cost: $0.00This is the starting block, this is where your journey begins. All new players start here. Here, the largest PvP area and hardest working jobs make life grim.

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    Cost: $15,000

    A small step up from Block 3. The decreased PvP and higher paying jobs make the prison seem a bit better. Still always be sure to watch your back.

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    Cost: $40,000The second highest block, this area has well paying jobs, and a reliable source of ready food. The vast space and nice architecture is much needed upgrade compared to the previous blocks.

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    Cost: $75,000The most elite block prior to being free. This block has jobs that can’t be beat and has no PvP areas at all. Choose from either the dirt mine or the multiple mob farms for a steady income of money.

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    Cost: $125,000You have bought your way out of prison, and are a free man! You are free to roam the world outside of prison. You can build whatever you want, wherever you want! Hide your base well because greifing is not prohibited. You may come back to the prison at any time to sell or buy whatever goods you have or may need. Keep in mind you must still abide by prison rules while in the prison.

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    The highest achievable rank on the server, coming with great responsibility. The Warden maintains all activity going on in the server and prison. Only earned through trust and loyalty. The Warden regulates events, moderates the chat, and keeps the server at it’s best.

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    Cost: Pricing at shop.ddtsmc.comDonor privelages Include:

    – More purchasable plots– Private Donator log mine– Sheep Farms– Ability to sell items for higher prices– Colored name in-game (You choose the colour)

    -Donations of $100 or more will grant the user a custom tag of choice as well as being part of the Uber-donor group.

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    Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban or muteNone of the following is allowed:

    – Mods.– Cheating clients.– Advertising other servers.– Repeated offensive behavior.– X-ray texture packs / hacks.– Finding exploits and abusing them.

    – Doing large giveaways

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    Failure to follow these rules may result in a jail

    None of the following is permitted in the prison:

    – Pushing.– PvP abusing.– PvP camping.– PvP safe-zoning.– PvP camping.– Using damaging potions (Poison, insta-damage).– Wielding contraband items (swords, flint and steel, bow and arrows).– Swords, If you’re caught with a sword a guard will ask for it and then count from 5.

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    If you would like to be a guard in-game, feel free to send in an application at bit.ly/mcsoap

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    If you have been banned in-game, feel free to send in a ban appeal at bit.ly/mcsoap

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 140
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SwoleCraft

    SwoleCraft

    IP for PC/Java: play.swolecraft.com The official Stomsh Minecraft server! Featuring: Economy Survival, Creative plots, SkyWars, SkyBlock and PVP! New gamemodes will be added soon. NEW: The mall! Get your own shop to sell your items to other players in the beautiful new mall! The survival is an economy 1.16.5 survival, you can claim land, buy various items in the shop, trade with other players and you can even buy your own shop in the mall where you can sell your items! You can survival with all your friends, because the server is cross-platform!

    You can play with your Bedrock MCPE and W10 Edition as well! IP for bedrock (PE/W10) clients: bedrock.swolecraft.com (port: 25565) There is a nice community, especially on the official Discord. Please come and have a look around!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

    SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay
    SoftSlayer is a small and simple community survival server. We are mostly vanilla with some sprinkles. Server has been running since 2011 non-stop, how unlucky. Bedrock support for PC, phones, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox etc.

    Dynmap – Discord

    ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━⇒ How to join━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Java IP: softslayer.com

    Bedrock IP: softslayer.com:25612

    How to connect with Bedrock via consoles:Xbox – PS4, PS5 – Switch

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Crops Grown: 6556 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • KiwiCloud

    KiwiCloud

    This is an amazing skyblock server where having fun is the top priority. We want to make your experience different than any other average skyblock server. We hope that you will at least check out our server and we hope you have fun.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Holocraft

    Holocraft

    Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.

    • Survival – 1.18.1 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.18.1 • Vanilla – 1.18.1 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soon

    IP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://store.holocraft.xyz Discord: https://discord.holocraft.xyz

    Connect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.18.1 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 975413 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • 🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19

    🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19
    IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

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    Grief.

    Steal.

    Set traps.

    Kill.

    Harass.

    Infiltrate your enemy’s base.

    Use whatever language you like.

    ONLY hackers get banned.

    Everything else is fair game!

    The world NEVER gets reset, and has a 30 million block radius.

    Explore anywhere and everywhere you want, but you’re on your own. No plugins, no starter kits. Hard mode is on.

    This is old-school vanilla survival multiplayer.

    Good luck!

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    IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Magic Items Found: 7306
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Alien Abductions: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Athenaz

    Athenaz

    Athenaz is a Minecraft Survival server created in March of 2020 by Yolk3y. Friendship, Rivalry, Creativity, and Survival are main aspects of Athenaz. A place truly magical and a server built off true community, Athenaz is a highly welcoming environment.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 154
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Prism

    Prism

    #1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MCVerse City

    MCVerse City
    UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

    Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

    September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

    We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

    General Info

    Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

    Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

    Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

    Market now live!

    Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

    Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Dimension Hops: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • zombie-craft.se

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    A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

    Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

    Pixel SMP

    • Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server!

    • Temperatures and seasons!

    Cross-Platform, Bedrock x Java!

    • Free Daily Crate Keys!

    Simple Voice Chat mod 1.20.1 supported!

    • VR ViveCraft mod supported!

    Bedrock port: 5216

    https://discord.gg/s9JAnpAGrJ

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • AnarchyMC

    AnarchyMC

    AnarchyMC is a anarchy server where you can kill anyone, wherever and whenever, no spawn protection, no queue, friendly staff and most importantly, GUILDS! Make your own guilds and get your own discord channels. We make the world size bigger and bigger every week, don’t miss out on the oppurtunity to get resources untill they get destroyed by the waves of new players.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9969 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SlimeCraft Slimefun

    SlimeCraft Slimefun

    SlimeCraft 1.20 Java y Bedrock Play from 1.9 to 1.20.1 24/7 and 0 Lag Get machines, new tools, weapons, special armor, backpacks, elevators and more than 1000 special items with Slimefun. Over 250 new OP enchantments. Many missions that will give you epic rewards. Dungeons and Bosses Protections of all sizes Events and Giveaways. And much more! https://discord.gg/72Wm5cY6gV

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★

    ★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★
    WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL

    [​NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!

    How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers?-Pixelmon Showdown-Battle Tower-Real Gym Leaders-Real Elite Four Members-Real Server Champion-Boss Room-Training Tower-EV Training Room-Boss Raids-Rewarded Trivia-Land Claiming-Actual Survival (Building and Mining)-Keep Inventory-GTS-WonderTrade-Player ShopsAND A LOT MORE!

    i-Network has been running since December of 2012! We are here for the long run. We are motivated to give our community expected updates, uptime, and most importantly, peace of mind knowing their progress won’t be gone from an unexpected server closure like most new servers nowadays.

    Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 New Chunks Explored: 146724
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

    Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs
    Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ
    Looking for a chill, friendly SMP server for Java Edition? Look no further, Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ is for you!
    IP: play.oasissmp.gg
    We are a relatively new survival multiplayer server in active development with updates released every 2-3 weeks. We use a custom resource pack on the server for our custom content textures and models (you will be prompted to use it when you join the server). The server was opened on November 24 after over a year in development.

    At the moment, our features include:

    🏝️ Land Claiming – Create a land and claim your base so your items are protected. Invite your friends, and join nations!

    📜 Guide – An in game guide to get you started. Browse our server features with a custom GUI! (Use /guide in game to use)

    🗺️ Multiple Worlds – Two main worlds to choose from: A fully custom generated map or a simple vanilla map.

    🧭 Random Teleport – Teleport between worlds (Custom world, Vanilla world, and other dimensions)

    ⛏️ Resource Worlds – These three worlds reset every 2 weeks (Overworld resource, Nether resource, end resource)

    🐪 Safari Nets – Catch mobs using safari nets for easier transportation

    🎣Custom Fishing – Catch 50+ fish with more being added regularly (Yes, each fish has a custom texture)

    👑 Ranks – Rank up to earn more commands and more chunks to claim for your land (You can even get /fly from the last rank!)

    🎫 Tags – Earn tags to display before your rank and name in chat! (Tags can be earned from crates)

    👷Jobs – Earn money to use on shops, ranking up, and land claiming. Level up your job to earn more money!

    🎯 Skills – Level up to gain abilities and increase your personal stats. (Abilities such as speed mining, tree capacitator, etc.)

    📋 Missions – Complete 12 random daily missions for rewards. Get an extra reward for completing all missions for each difficulty.

    🛍️ Shops – Create a shop that other players can teleport to and buy from you. You may also sell or auction items using /ah!

    💵 Player-run Economy – An economy that is completely run by players!

    🎩 Cosmetics – Check out our cosmetics at /warp cosmetics! (Win cosmetics from crates, try them on at the warp)

    ⚒️Reforging – Reforge your tools and armor to get unique attributes on them

    ✅ Vote Rewards – Earn rewards from voting for the server using /vote in game! (Top 3 voters every month get bonus rewards)

    Middle School Oasis [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs Minecraft Server

    Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ [​1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

    If you find any bugs please submit a ticket in the Discord so it can be fixed quickly. Any suggestions you may have can be posted in the Suggestions forum within the Discord as well.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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