GRIFFER new server with pets that fight DONAT AT THE BEST PRICES! 1.12.2 – 1.18
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.
So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!
But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3092 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Magic Items Found: | 1542 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Features | Minecraft 1.21.1 |
|---|---|
| Chest Shops | |
| Auctions | |
| Grief Protection | |
| Liv Dynmap | |
| Custom player warps | |
| Economy system | |
| mcMMO leveling system | |
| Daily and weekly quests | |
| Special events | |
| PvP and PvE zones |
A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.
A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.
A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.
A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.
A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.
A: Yes, there are custom player warps.
A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.
A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.
A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.
A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.
A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.
Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw
Hope to see you in-game!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 190 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!
Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.
But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.
Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5871 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 149 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
and, get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have, like, super advanced technology and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you? yeah, they have, like, killer dance moves and can break it down like nobody’s business. it’s, like, a zombie rave party up in here.
so, if you want to join this insane minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself, then, like, come on down. but be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Support for all versions of Java Edition after 1.17 and allowing Bedrock Edition to play on the server with bridged features. | |
| Tight-knit Community | Active community that actively takes feedback from players and cares about everyone equally. |
| Active PvP Scene | Includes PvP arenas, combat timer to prevent combat logging, and prevents Crystal PvP in the Overworld. |
| Envoys | Random spawns of envoys in PvP enabled areas with valuable loot for players. |
| Griefing and Raiding | No build protection tools, allowing for potential griefing and raiding to add challenge to gameplay. |
Server IP: stupidcraft.net Bedrock Port: 19132
Simple Voice Chat is supported!
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| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can Java and Bedrock players play together on StupidCraft? | Yes, StupidCraft supports crossplay between Java Edition (after 1.17) and Bedrock Edition. |
| Is there a PvP scene on the server? | Yes, StupidCraft has active PvP areas, combat timers, and envoys for PvP loot. |
| Does StupidCraft have build protection tools? | No, StupidCraft intentionally does not include build protection tools to allow for potential griefing and raiding. |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
