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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4443 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 9304 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!