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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 922 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!