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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7956 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 174 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!