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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9754 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!